[There's only one girl in the world he knows how to field teasing from without devolving into huffing, and he's related to her by blood. And, luckily for him, she isn't reading this.]
[His crotchety resolve will last as long as it takes to wonder if she's really able to get to bed safely and if she will because ever since the girls started spending more time together, it's true they've started to come as a certain package deal.]
If I sucked more I'd make you keep going so you can be even more embarrassed by all your messages in the morning.
β kelitsos
I can depart with the fleet by first light. If the winds hold, we can make it to Sunspear in three days.
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[ Some relatives get so annoyed when you just show up with an army. ]
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β inheritedpuzzle
Really? You would do that?
[ That counts more than you know, Yugi. ]
(cont) he's a very good boy β§ΒΊΒ·(Λ ΛΜ£Μ£Μ₯βΛΜ£Μ£Μ₯ )β§ΒΊΒ·Λ
Has no one told you that before, Selene?
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[ Homeschooled kid, rich family, all that jazz. ]
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So can I have a look at the puzzle? I promise not to break it.
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Um... it really doesn't shoot lasers.
β fukiishi
But the bubbles are still halfway through the chorus!
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A lullaby, I hope.
What did you guys even get into?
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Just wondering if you're drunk and if my sister's hangover's going to be my problem tomorrow.
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[ Definitely drunk. ]
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Well, I can't seem to get rid of YOU.
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[There's only one girl in the world he knows how to field teasing from without devolving into huffing, and he's related to her by blood. And, luckily for him, she isn't reading this.]
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[ Cue dramatic pouting. ]
I'm just gonna drown myself in bubbles. Tell Haniwa she's the best friend and sister I ever had and I'll love her forever.
I kind of love you too but you suck Kofun
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If I sucked more I'd make you keep going so you can be even more embarrassed by all your messages in the morning.
[The 'l' word!]
Are you actually good over there?
i'm sorry not sorry dude
:'''')
[As they've already concluded, to a fault.]
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[ π ]
Sorry if I'm not convinced you're not going to black out in a tub of water while you're busy drunk messaging me.
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Don't worry you are absolved I already wrote it on the mirror
[ A picture follows, where a writing on the said mirror says KOFUN DIDN'T DO IT in block letters of... lipstick? ]
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Stop sending pictures from your bathroom.
[If that mirror was less fogged up... ugh.]
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[ That's right, Kofun. It's a dare. ]
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[Shut up.]
i'm going to bombard you with twin things now
[ She knows even when drunk that Helios can't throw a punch, so she'll have to threaten with stabbing instead. ]
β shitstar
You do realize that saying those things is exactly how you get slapped with a shoe?
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